ditchville is total bullshit
March 3, 2009, 1:08 am
Filed under: disturbia
Filed under: disturbia
I have had it with disturbia. This subdivision is totally messed up. For starters, there’s the mysterious swinging adolescent. 2 out of 3 family members agree that it’s a boy, but I swear it’s a girl. Regardless of its gender, it sings and talks to itself while swinging on the playground swings outside my house. And it does this in the middle of Ditchville winter. I can’t feel comfortable with this kind of behavior.
Then there’s my neighbors. They don’t speak to any of us. We wave, we say hello, they just stare. They spoke to us once, when they were trashed out of their minds at a party they threw, but the next morning I don’t think they remembered us.
Then, of course, there’s the most disturbing thing of all: I’ve only seen about five human beings since I moved into disturbia. And even if only 2/3 of the properties here are inhabited (probably a conservative estimate), there are at least 100 people living here. It’s freaky as hell.
I also have reason to believe that I am allergic to something in the home, and usually that’s mold. So that’s hunky-dory, too. The place is insulated like a holey paper bag, and I’m freezing my ass off even after shrink-wrapping the windows.
I’m in a shitty mood about winter and disturbia is only making it worse.
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